Jokes


 * Add a joke to this page, and sign your name along with it. If your joke makes Justin & Maria laugh out loud, you'll get a delicious prize!

Bonus points if you also link to your favorite photo from Engineering Explorations 2009 (see "Home" page for the photo gallery)!**

To make a link, highlight the text you want to be the link, and click on the chain in the Editor box above. Then click "External Link," and paste the URL in the "Address" field.

__Justin Huang__ 1st person: Did you hear that they opened a new restaurant on the moon? 2nd person: Really? What's it like? 1st person: Great food. No atmosphere. Click to see [|the best part of Engineering Explorations].

__Brian Jungman__ A mathmatician walked into a bar and said "I'll have 10 times as many drinks as the last guy ordered." The bartender said "Wow, that's an order of magnitude!" [|My favorite pic from EE]

__Emi Nakayama__ A philosopher found a best way to solve the question "What came first, the chicken or the egg." He went restaurant and ordered chicken salad, and egg salad. [|Favorite pic =)]

__Leilani "Lei-dle" Gilpin__ Math pick up lines: "Hey, I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you home to my domain"

__Laura Blum__ More math pick-up lines: "I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves." "If you were sine squared and I were cosine sq uared, together we could be one." [|Engineers like to set things on fire...]

__Karen Oructt__ Q: Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements? A: Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium! [|Favorite picture]

__Matt Borger__ If Dr. Suess were a technical writer. . . If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report! [|7-Up?]

__Justin Wong__ Oh, the irony: //"Nowadays, security guys break the Mac every single day. Every single day, they come out with a total exploit, your machine can be taken over totally. I dare anybody to do that once a month on the Windows machine."// -- Bill Gates. And Microsoft continues to patch security flaws in Windows with a bunch of security updates on the second Tuesday of the month, EVERY month.

__Sean Chen__ An atom walks up to another atom at a bar and says, "I lost an electron!" The second atom asks, "Are you sure?" The first atom replies, "I'm POSITIVE!!!"